Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Pondering Mind...

What is a "Free Gift"? Aren't all gifts free?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?


If humans evolved from monkeys/apes, why are they still here?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat
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