I only have time for a quick post today. Many of you were entertained by my "Pondering Mind" entry from last week, so I thought I would give you all a few more to think about:
If men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, how did we all get to Earth?
Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
The black box that they recover from plane wrecks is indestructible, right? So why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
How come sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Isn't it strange that caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Exactly how fast do hotcakes sell?
If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write them off as a business expense?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
Shouldn't abbreviated be a shorter word?
If you were "scared half to death" twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?
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